Friday, May 21, 2010

M for Musa, Musa, Mu Gi La and Malaysia...

Why? Simple. Look here. If you can get 50 % of the origins right, you passed. Me? I failed miserably. I couldn't even get 30 % correct. That means that I have to learn more about Malaysia and maybe travel more...

Weekend and time to loosen up a bit. Today, let's play with alphabet M...

M stands for Musa. Which Musa? What about Musa Hassan? Why him? Aaaa...that must be something concerning him, right?

It has been circulating for days that the fugitive Raja Petra aka Pete will be speaking London in UK on 22nd May 2010. The "other" parliament goaded Musa Hassan to visit London and arrest the fugitive. If MAS is too expensive for Musa, he can always opt for AirAsiaX. Fancy our IGP travelling cheapthrill to London...

Musa Hassan should be decisive here. He need to stop Raja Petra from speaking London in UK or there might be more spilled beans which will be disastrous to our loved "U helpt me, I helpt you" PM. This is Musa's last chance to get his service extended by His- shame-u-dine. Musa Hassan must do all in his powers to stop Raja Petra and if he could not afford to go to London, then maybe he can get a clue or two in Subang Jaya but Musa must be there early to get in...

But that's not all. Musa can also means the other Musa. You know Musa Hitam? No? You mean you don't know the Musa Hitam who was our deputy PM before he was sacked by Mahathir? The one who okayed the Memali incident, way back in 1985. The same Musa who was reputed to be Malaysia's first political animal, the same one whose son was a victim in Highlands tower tragedy.

This Musa is now the Chairman of Sime Darby, one of the largest plantation in the world and which is now reported to be facing an almost RM 1B loss. Funny thing is, Musa Hitam is still thinking he's in politics when he said "I do not mind stepping down but it must be based on facts. At this point it is not clear yet who should be held accountable" .

Is Musa Hitam waiting for Mahathir to come in and sack him from Sime Darby? Please...if there is an ounce of conscious in Musa Hitam, he should offer to resign and get his whole BOD to resign with him. We are talking of RM 1B and not RM 1M loss. Or is Musa Hitam blinded by the perks taht he needs to hold on to the position as long as possible?

Yes, Musa Hitam may be close to 1mPM6's mother but he should know when to call it a day. For Musa, don't you realise that you have already taken your three strikes and actually you are out of the ballgame? One for IJN, second for LCCT-Labu and third for Sime Darby losses...Musa Hitam, pack your bags and just go....

Another M? Mu gi la... That's what you get when you challenge Samy Vellu. Samy Vellu cannot wait for the disciplinary board to meet and seal Mugilan's fate. So, Samy expelled Mugilan.

Will Mugilan go Pandithan's way? You know who is Pandithan? He was once Samy's blue-eyed boy too but theirs paths crossed and Samy expelled Pandithan when the later staged a two day sit-in in MIC headquarters with a coffin. You know, something ala-Coffin for a gunfighter....

Mugilan loves UMNO and UMNO loves Mugilan. So, what's the solution? Why not get Mugilan to moves to Sabah and there he can always enter UMNO? Just like that singer, DJ Dave. If DJ can do it, Mugilan can do it too... and who knows, Mugilan can also be a Sbah UMNO delegate next year and soon will be in UMNO youth committee, courtesy of KJ...

I save the best for last. M for Malaysia. Since Zul Noordin may not show up for his "duel" with Haris, I took the opportunity to visit the "other" parliament and find out that I do not know much about Malaysia, at all :(.

Why? Simple. Look here. If you can get 50 % of the origins right, you passed. Me? I failed miserably. I couldn't even get 30 % correct. That means that I have to learn more about Malaysia and maybe travel more...

For those who choose to accompany Musa Hassan in Subang Jaya, enjoy yourself there....for those who choose to help Musa Hitam to pack his bags and clear his office in Sime Darby, do take care and wear masks...too much dirt there...

For those who thinks they want to follow Mugilan to Sabah....please refer to UMNO first, they may have different set of rules for different set of people....please get KJ's blessings first....

And for those who wish to try out the "Malaysian" origin test...good luck. Let me make an offer here...the first person to get above 90% correct will get a special treat from me....if you can call that a treat, that is...

Have a happy weekend....I am going to Kuala Selangor for ikan bakar....
Till then...G'nite M'sia...wherever u are...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The satire is really entertaining.
Pak Tua

nightcaller said...

Pak Tua

Thks...

Anonymous said...

This is good! Most entertaining article...hahaa..

nightcaller said...

Anon 4:35am

Something to read during Inter vs Bayern interval...:)