Of US's J LO and Malaysian's J Low...

On the other end, it leaves this scribe wondering - how does J Low do it? His expertise or his "know who" connection? If he did it on his expertise, why was his achievement thus far not spotted by the many "head hunters" prowling the corporate world? Why didn't Donald Trump "catch" him as his "apprentice"? I bet, a lot of 27 year olds out there will be willing to pay few hundreds to know his secret. Maybe, J Low's luck and expertise can flow to others so that they too can make it to the top!

1. Once in a while, it's good to take a break. And this time around, let's get cheeky...
2. Whilst cruising through the numerous blogs, this scribe came upon Anilnetto's "Big spending Malaysian in New York". Malay Mail carry the story as "Malaysian man of mystery".
   
3. Honestly, the first thing that crossed this mind is the familiar sound of J Lo versus J Low (only it's J Lo as per Jennifer Lopez and J Low as per (Taek) Jho Low).
4. Another similarity between the 2 Js' is that their bottom half is much talked about. Without mentioning J Lo's assets, one comment in New York Post's "Big spending Malaysian is the mystery man of city club scene" is an acidic "He (J Low) has to compensate for having a small dck."
5. It sure proves that Kwailos think that they have the biggest assets in the world. How wrong they might be...after all, who has the "Big, Strong and Friendly" bank? It also shows that "limped" kwailos are self-centered egoistic individuals. Let me clarify by saying - not all but some kwailos are just like that.
   
6. But this posting is not about J Lo nor it is about their bottom halves. It is about Taek Jho Low, 27 years of age who is described as :-

   • UBG's group advisor/non-independent non-executive director. UBG Chairman is Mahmud Abu Bakar Taib (son of Sarawak's CM Taib Mahmud);
   • group advisor of several international corporations involved in mergers, acquisitions, government to government structured investments, networking and financial aids;
   • representative of Majestic Masterpiece Sdn Bhd and Abu Dhabi-Kuwait-Malaysia Investment corporation (ADKM);
   • the person who sent 23 bottles of Cristal (champagne at a reported cost of USD 900/bottle) to Lindsay Lohan for her belated birthday. That's USD 20,700 !;
   • the person who arrange to flew 8 Pink Elephant waitresses to Malaysia to party. J Low routinely spent US 50K to 60K per visit at 527, West 27th Street Pink Elephant club;
   • Ran up US 160K tab in Avenue;
   • the person who flown in Megan Fox to Vegas to party with him;
   • the guy who lives in USD 100K per month apartment in the park imperial that housed Daniel Craig (007 fame). That cost is exclusive of his entourage of bodyguards and friends;
     

7. This scribe is just speechless! Maybe this 27 year old Malaysian beats our self-proclaimed greatest Financial wizard and KJ # 1 fan hands down with his age and style of living. I mean, just imagine at 27 years old, he has the "world" at his fingertips. He has the back-up of politician by way of his "post" in UBG and he can afford to pay for the "companionship" of Megan Fox whilst having the luxury to "bring out" Pink Elephant's waitresses. Who else can do that?
8. Hopefully, J Low will not cross path with our "cigar chopping man in Washington". It will be another bombshell if Malaysian's man in Washington were to be implicated for another "bottom" pitching of pink elephant waitresses, courtesy of J Low.
   
9. With these track records, Jho Low may have bettered the records of one top corporate figure who currently monopolise Malaysian airwaves with his entertainment package whilst providing a chance for his subscribers to own shares in his mobile phone provider. In his heyday, this corporate figure was linked to the "King" MJ and rubbed shoulders with the high and mighty in Hollywood. Unfortunately, his claims were never backed by photographic evidence. This
   
10. Now, let's see what an average 27 year old Malaysian should be doing, at best. If a person goes through his tertiary education and decided to continues his post-graduate studies, he will be almost 25 when he graduated. Can he achieved what (Taek) Jho Low achieve with 2 years working experience?
11. Given our Government decision to "glorify" Bahasa Malaysia, can our graduates matched J Low's English competency to a level that he can communicate and "convince" the Pink Elephant club's manager to arrange for 8 of his club's waitress to go on "long distance" assignment to Malaysia?
12. At one end, this scribe is happy to see the "achievement" of (Taek) Jho Low. His flair and elegance is beyond compare. It is also said that his USD 160K splash was partly sponsored by an Arab friend. In short, J Low is at par with the Arabs in spending for good times in New York city.
13. On the other end, it leaves this scribe wondering - how does J Low do it? His expertise or his "know who" connection? If he did it on his expertise, why was his achievement thus far not spotted by the many "head hunters" prowling the corporate world? Why didn't Donald Trump "rope" him as his "apprentice"? I bet, a lot of 27 year olds out there will be willing to pay few hundreds to know his secret. Maybe, J Low's luck and expertise can flow to others so that they too can make it to the top!
14. Then again, if J Low's "achievements" is due to his "know who" connections - how did he managed to do it? Whose money is he spending on? Imagine paying for RM 340K monthly for an apartment. And that does not count on his entertainment yet. Who is footing the bills? And who is benefitting from J Low's extravagance? Are we on the way to put a Malaysian at the "biggest spender of the night" spot? Are we going for another Guiness book of records?
15. Ah yes, talking about records - this scribe is also curious where did the Pink Elepahants waitresses finally landed? Sarawak? or Peninsular Malaysia? And most importantly - who were the "mahouts" of these elephants? Do these Pink Elephants waitresses have valid travel documents to enter Malaysia?
16. Strange times indeed. Now, even Pink Elephants came out and play...
17. Indeed...maybe the words "how low can you go" is no longer appropriate since J Low's low is already too high for average Malaysians to match...
    

Till then...G'nite M'sia...wherever u are...