A year on... Malaysia's first lady issue, khazaf and sumpah laknat

So far, New York Times did not run any "Welcome First lady of Malaysia" ads yet. Either NYT smarted from last year's debacle or no one is willing to foot the ad's bill, this time around. Whatever, Najib is still in New York and there are still ample time for Mrs 1MPM6 to twist some arms for her "First lady of Malaysia" ad...

It was a year ago when this blog posted on 5th May 2010"Who will rise for the real first lady". A year on, 1MPM6 and Missus makes another trip to New York for a nine-day working trip starting from 17th May 2011.

So far, New York Times did not run any "Welcome First lady of Malaysia" ads yet. Either NYT smarted from last year's debacle or no one is willing to foot the ad's bill, this time around. Whatever, Najib is still in New York and there are still ample time for Mrs 1MPM6 to twist some arms for her "First lady of Malaysia" ad...

Whatever, we will see whether Najib can control his wife's obsession and spending spree in New York or not. Maybe this time, our own J Low will foot the bills and pamper Najib with some Pink elephants...

Now, only a few nights back someone mentioned about Khazaf. Honestly, not many people understands khazaf but basically one learned Muslim scholar (with a PHd in Islamic study) outlined that a person who reported or accused another Muslim of committing fornication or sodomy will automatically receive 80 lashes. Now before you guys jump and say that this is outrageous and inhumane, understand that Islam do not tolerate person(s) who accused another of committing fornication or sodomy without bringing 4 reliable persons with good standings as witness.

What about if the accusser is the "receiver" of sodomy? The 80 lashes still stands and if he could not brings 4 reliable persons as witness, then the accuser will get an additional 100 lashes. And what if it is true? The accuser still gets 80 lashes first before the accussed is sentenced. Moral of the sentence ? Do not easily accuse another of fornication or sodomy.

Now, what about those so-called sumpah laknat? The Islamic scholar explained that sumpah laknat is not something uttered in the sanctity of masjids. Instead, sumpah laknat or whatever sumpah is done in front of a syariah judge in his courtroom. So now, ada faham tak that Datuk Eskay's sumpah laknat is just "pure circus show"?

Does that mean Anwar is not guilty? No! Anwar is guilty too. I am not saying that he is guilty of the accusations heaped on him but he is guilty for being ... vulnerable. He should have learnt a lesson from Sodomy I and yet he walked straight into sodomy II "entrapment". With his influence and aura, Anwar should be guarding himself with at least 2 or 3 assistants to avoid from being trapped or engaged in immoral activities unbecoming of a leader. Is that too much to ask? If Anwar could not fend himself from being dragged into sexual entrapment, then what is his credentials of a good leader?

Back to sodomy II and Datuk T. Remember that those who accused another of committing fornication and sodomy gets 80 lashes? Remember how Hishamuddein lamented that we do not have the mechanism nor expertise to carry out "syariah canning"? Well, the same learned Islamic scholar pointed out that Aceh conducted them on Muslims who were found guilty of certain misdeeds. That's not all! These Acheh syariah enforcers mentioned that they adapted the syariah caning from Malaysian guidelines! Now, now .. how can a "sifu" claimed ignorance on things that he had passed on to his students? Shame on you Hishamuddein...

Is that all? Unfortunately no. This particular Islamic scholar says that he will be facing another tough time soon when he meets with his Indonesian counterpart. Just imagine our neighbour saying " Bapak, apa dah jadi? Itu hukum Khazaf pun ngak tahu... habis kenapa bilang Malaysia itu negara Islam kalau asasnya pun belum tentu..."

Remember this nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the King's horses and all the King's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

Well, maybe this is applicable to 1MPM6 Najib. If he could not resolve the wild accusations against his one-time boss, then clearly he lacks the knowledge to differentiate between justice and slander. How can he, when he spends more time in New York enjoying RoseCTmah singing Liza Minelli's New York, New York! And yes, with his buddy buddy JJ by his side, Najib is letting Muhyiddein sweat with UMNO's dry run whilst he paint New York red...

Till then...G'nite M'sia...wherever u are...